An archeological dig examining a culture where magic was used exclusively for enhancing appearance.
1) Clothes that are bigger inside than out, to disguise unsightly guts
2) Men so interested in "male enhancement" that the species died out
--from overexpansion?
--bloodloss?
--narcissism?
3) Women so obsessed with youth that the young women don ugly shawls, high buns, and makeup fashioned to look like wrinkles
Story ends with observer sneaking off with spellbook and suspicious pants bulge.
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